Newton

I'm worst at what I do best, and i'm definitely not blessed

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hm i can tell what’s gonna happen, Kirito’s gonna go face DeathGun up there, get paralyzed and somehow still fight ba-

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WHAT

THIS IS NOT SAO

THIS IS SO NOT SAO


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faketima:

FLOCKA OUT HERE BEATING THE PRESIDENT AND STEVE JOBS BYE

faketima:

FLOCKA OUT HERE BEATING THE PRESIDENT AND STEVE JOBS BYE


bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this


Post reblogged from oyasumi

wyattsalazar:

the “you live with your parents” insult is really flaccid because a metric shitton of cultures don’t see “leave the house forever” as some grandiose moment of liberation that’s so important to the development of a person that it has to happen as fast as possible. until i came to the USA i didn’t know a single person who was pressured by their parents to leave the house because they’re “too old to stay there” or whatever. in puerto rico it is really common to stay with your parents until they and you are both stable enough that you can leave. whaddaya know, there are cultures that don’t place a stigma on being poor or wanting to care for your family or needing your family to care for you for some other reason.


freiturnier:

princess-chung:

Papa

TOP TIER COSPLAY

amazing

freiturnier:

princess-chung:

Papa

TOP TIER COSPLAY

amazing


gothtot:

*after sex*

me: gg 

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mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

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roachpatrol:

sisterofthewolves:

Red wolves (canis rufus)
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what dignified beasts

roachpatrol:

sisterofthewolves:

Red wolves (canis rufus)

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what dignified beasts


carpr0n:

Starring: Ferrari 458 Italia
 (by AdamC3046)

carpr0n:

Starring: Ferrari 458 Italia
(by AdamC3046)


automotivated:

Lamborghini LP720-4 Roadster by RUI│Photography on Flickr.

What doesn’t kill you gives you EXP.

Photo reblogged from Vistale
cargifs:

A cool shot of Olsson’s R8 PPI Razor GTR, despite it being super shaky.

cargifs:

A cool shot of Olsson’s R8 PPI Razor GTR, despite it being super shaky.


dirty-gunz:

well dressed men going to pick up their rifles after a long 10 day wait in California.